That multi-colored iris condition that Odette Yustman’s charactaer had going on was pretty neat, but seeing her walkin around in her underwear was even neater.
Rating: 3/5
Jan
23
Josh Brolin was a pretty convincing G. W. Bush, but there wasn’t really anything in here that we didn’t already know. Come on Stone, either make a documentary or fiction, but not a little of both.
Rating: 3/5
Jan
21
Wow, growing up in India seems really tough. I should start being a little nicer to my Indian friends.
Rating: 5/5
Jan
14
So I found out shortly into the movie that it wasn’t about freezing nixon for the future. But, it was still worth watching. I really enjoyed finding out that even ex-presidents drunk-dial people.
Rating: 4/5
Jan
14
Marisa Tomei made this movie much more watchable. I really hope my wife/mistress looks like she does in her mid-40s. Or, I’ll just find a younger one.
And, what’s the deal with the daughter? Who wouldn’t want a pro-wrestler for a dad! Sure, if you don’t take out the trash , you get pile driver…but, it’s all fake, so no harm done, right?
Rating: 4/5
Jan
14
I got so bored watching this, I switched to playing Call of Duty. But, I kept thinking Daniel Craig was going to kill me when my team was the Germans. I really think he should just stick to bond movies.
Rating: 2/5
Jan
07
Operation Valkyrie is in full effect! Actually, I think a more creative attempt at taking out Hitler would be for Tom Cruise to convert him to Scientology.
Rating: 4/5
Jan
07
I think Mallrats is still my favorite Kevin Smith movie, but this is the best comedy of the ‘08(despite the cookie-cutter dramady ending.) Seth is already very typecast, but he still makes me laugh. Elizabeth Banks’s char was simply adorable; hot girls with a personality like hers are pretty rare…but she could use bigger boobs(maybe they should have cast her large breasted look-alike, Jessica Biel.)
Now, which of my lucky lady friends gets the pleasure of making a p0rno with me…
Rating: 5/5
(I find it very funny that it’s now advertised as just “Zack and Miri”, dropping the “make a p0rno”. so lame!)
Jan
07
Normally, I’m all about Ridley Scott movies, but this one wasn’t anything special. Russell Crowe’s char was boring, but DiCaprio (who looked more like Timberlake) was a pretty convincing field-op. It piqued my interest at the very begining, but I think I could have written a better ending.
Rating: 3/5
Dec
27
Don’t let this movie’s low rating fool you, I’m a big Clint Eastwood fan. Although I found Clint’s bitter-old-man character entertaining at times, it just moved a little to slow for me.
Rating: 3/5
