Veal’s Pix
Movies I’ve seen, and what I think

Jun
28

This movies has it all: satanism, comedy, a little drama and the supernatural.  I wish I had a friend like Odd.

Rating: 4/5

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Mar
04

That multi-colored iris condition that Odette Yustman‘s charactaer had going on was pretty neat, but seeing her walkin around in her underwear was even neater.

Rating: 3/5

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Jan
23

Josh Brolin was a pretty convincing G. W.  Bush, but there wasn’t really anything in here that we didn’t already know.  Come on Stone, either make a documentary or fiction, but not a little of both.

Rating: 3/5

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Jan
21

Wow, growing up in India seems really tough.  I should start being a little nicer to my Indian friends.

Rating: 5/5

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Jan
14

So I found out shortly into the movie that it wasn’t about freezing nixon for the future.  But, it was still worth watching.  I really enjoyed finding out that even ex-presidents drunk-dial people.

Rating: 4/5

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Jan
14

Marisa Tomei made this movie much more watchable.  I really hope my wife/mistress looks like she does in her mid-40s.  Or, I’ll just find a younger one.

And, what’s the deal with the daughter?  Who wouldn’t want a pro-wrestler for a dad!  Sure, if you don’t take out the trash , you get pile driver…but, it’s all fake, so no harm done, right?

Rating: 4/5

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Jan
14

I got so bored watching this, I switched to playing Call of Duty.  But, I kept thinking Daniel Craig was going to kill me when my team was the Germans.  I really think he should just stick to bond movies.

Rating: 2/5

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Jan
07

Operation Valkyrie is in full effect!  Actually, I think a more creative attempt at taking out Hitler would be for Tom Cruise to convert him to Scientology.

Rating: 4/5

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Jan
07

I think Mallrats is still my favorite Kevin Smith movie, but this is the best comedy of the ’08(despite the cookie-cutter dramady ending.)  Seth is already very typecast, but he still makes me laugh.  Elizabeth Banks‘s char was simply adorable; hot girls with a personality like hers are pretty rare…but she could use bigger boobs(maybe they should have cast her large breasted look-alike, Jessica Biel.)

Now, which of my lucky lady friends gets the pleasure of making a p0rno with me…

Rating: 5/5

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(I find it very funny that it’s now advertised as just “Zack and Miri”, dropping the “make a p0rno”.  so lame!)

Jan
07

Normally, I’m all about Ridley Scott movies, but this one wasn’t anything special. Russell Crowe‘s char was boring, but DiCaprio (who looked more like Timberlake) was a pretty convincing field-op. It piqued my interest at the very begining, but I think I could have written a better ending.

Rating: 3/5

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